Sooo today my English professor (WHY AM I STILL BLOGGING ABOUT MY ENGLISH PROFESSOR WHY GOD WHY I SWEAR I AM NOT STALKING HER) had an on-campus event about getting published! I wanted to go to this like crazy, because holy shit, do I wanna be published someday or what. So I wrote the date and time down on a post-it note. Everything that's important in my life goes on post-it notes, because post-it notes are awesome and will always remind me of what's going on by casually dangling three inches away from my face, always proclaiming, "Hey! Hey, you got stuff going on! Hey! Hey, don't forget, okay?"
Well, I forgot.
This is presumably because I am a horrible person, or perhaps because I happened to, I dunno, get caught up in studying for the calc quiz I wouldn't be taking tomorrow if I were an English major.
So many things in my life could be remedied immediately if I just became a goddamn English major.
Also I failed a Physics Lab exam today.
I hate everything and fail at life, and more than anything I just want to curl up and cry and then sleep from now until the end of forever, but I can't, because I have this stupid calc quiz and a calc exam next week and a Physics lecture exam next week and a short story due next week and a lab report and a Cell Bio exam after Fall Break, and god help me all I want to do is get some real sleep and not be so worried about everything.
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